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FirstEnergy's Game of Truth or Consequences

6/19/2013

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On February 25, 2011, Allegheny Energy was merged into and swallowed up by Ohio-based, investor owned utility, FirstEnergy.  As a result, the "Allegheny Power" dba company name West Virginia and Maryland customers had gotten used to ceased to exist.  FirstEnergy reverted the operating companies to their historical legal names.  Maryland and West Virginia's eastern panhandle became known as "Potomac Edison," which is a name old-timers may remember from the 1980s.  It's still the same company.  Nothing much has changed, except for the company's top management and profit goals.

Just two short months after the merger, Mark Clark, Chief Financial Officer and Executive Vice President, had this to say about the "benefits" of the merger to the company's shareholders during a May 3, 2011, earnings call with investment analysts:
Merger benefits increased significantly from '11 to '12 to '13. As I said, Gary's going to speak more to that, but this is the pretax earnings impact associated with those and you'll see that, that's in excess of $1 billion.

We're also targeting O&M reductions beyond the synergies of between $75 million and $175 million in 2012 and 2013. We expect asset sales in the range of $800 million to $900 million per year, and we expect to reduce debt by $1.5 billion to $2.2 billion over this time period.
Let's translate this out of "1% speak" and make it understandable.  The benefits of the merger were expected to provide shareholders with earnings in excess of $1B in the first 3 years after the merger.  The company was also looking to reduce its "O&M" between $75M and $175M.  O&M is the acronym for operations and maintenance expense.  Operations and maintenance expense is the company's cost of operating and maintaining their systems.  In the case of a regulated electric company, like Potomac Edison, this means expenses for things like maintaining their distribution lines, operating their customer service center, sending you monthly bills, and reading your electric meter in accordance with their legal obligations as a regulated utility in the state of West Virginia.  A regulated utility is permitted to recover its cost of service, plus a reasonable return on its investment, from its customers.  A utility's cost of service includes O&M expense. 

Now let's take a look at how this amount is recovered from you and why a reduction in the amount spent would be a benefit to shareholders and increase their earned dividend.  A utility recovers its fixed costs through its base rate.  Fixed costs are the costs that remain the same year after year, such as the company's investment in a power station like Harrison.  O&M is a fixed cost.  The amount Potomac Edison is collecting from all of you for O&M was set in its last rate base case in 2007.  A base rate case also sets the company's rate of return, the amount of interest it is permitted to collect from you on its fixed costs.  Potomac Edison's rate of return in West Virginia is 10.5%.  A company is not required to file base rate cases on a regular basis.  A company will do so when it can financially benefit from doing so.  The rate set in 2007 will continue to be collected until the company takes the initiative to file a new base rate case.  A new base rate case will trigger a new battle over the current 10.5% return, most likely setting it lower.

The utility is collecting a fixed amount from you to be used to operate and maintain its system.  If it doesn't spend all it collects in one month, it can set it aside to spend later.  Conversely, some months it must spend more than it collects.  It's supposed to roughly equal out eventually, however, there is no true up mechanism that ensures that the company actually spends every penny on actual O&M expenses.  If a company ends up with a positive O&M balance at the end of the quarter, it adds that amount to its profit (dividend).  Therefore, whatever Potomac Edison can save on operating and maintaining its system is a direct profit.

So, FirstEnergy's first order of business after the merger was to cut O&M to produce more profit from the combined business.  During a subsequent earnings call on February 29, 2012, Mark Clark had this to say:
...we continue to look for opportunities to reduce O&M. I just want to give you one, very quick example, of what we're doing on the O&M side.

We closed the transaction February 28 of last year. There are roughly 75 major applications that have to get integrated between the 2 companies. For some of the operating savings to occur, those systems have to be integrated. I'm pleased to say that our IT folks are basically going to integrate all of those applications in record time, and they'll make their cut-over shortly. They've had 5 test runs, so you'll see that some of the synergy has been accelerated and some of the synergies too, become, as we integrate our systems. And we're quite pleased with where we are. We'll continue to look for incremental costs. It's kind of our nature. But we're not going to do anything simply for a short-term benefit that puts the company at a longer-term risk. That's just not something we are going to do. Everything we are doing is to place FirstEnergy in the best possible forward position.
Right, Mark.  Don't do anything crazy like reorganize and cut your meter reading positions because something like that could have unforeseen consequences that squander Potomac Edison's community goodwill and put the company at a longer-term risk.  After all, an unhappy customer base could do something unexpected, like turn out in record numbers to oppose a proposed generation transfer that was planned as part of the company's strategy to "...expect asset sales in the range of $800 million to $900 million per year, and we expect to reduce debt by $1.5 billion to $2.2 billion over this time period."  Remember, you must always place FirstEnergy in the best possible forward position!

Fast forward another year.  The company's penny-pinching has reduced/reorganized its meter reading staff to less than half of its former level.  The company is still collecting the same amount of O&M, but now they're spending half the amount!  The extra gets added to the dividend to show the shareholders a profit.  Shareholders are the only ones who truly matter.  Its not about responsibly providing a needed service in a monopoly construct.  Because the company has reduced its staff by more than half, meters are only getting read less than half as often as they should.  This means that the company is relying on more estimates to calculate monthly bills.  Perhaps the company thinks that it can train its customers to read their own meters and call it in to the company, allowing for more accuracy while also maintaining the meter reading staff cuts.  But that's not what happens... oh, no.  Some customers simply refuse to do the job they are paying the company to do, and the inaccurate usage estimates continue to pile up.  You all know what happens when you add too many inaccurate numbers to an equation -- the answer becomes hopelessly skewed.  And that's exactly what has happened to customers' bills.  Depending on the number of actual v. estimated readings currently in the queue of averaged billings, bills can swing wildly from month to month, resulting in some customers receiving outrageous bills for thousands of dollars that they simply cannot pay.  Potomac Edison's customer service staff simply doesn't care.  Pay up or be cut off.  And then the service shut-offs begin...

And the community took action.


The WV PSC opened an investigation into the company's business practices on June 7.  The West Virginia legislature announced its own parallel, independent investigation of the company on June 13.

All of this stemmed from the cost of a very small staff of meter readers?  How much did they save?  How much does a meter reader cost?  Recently, Potomac Edison placed a help wanted ad on Craig's List for temporary meter readers.  Yes, Craig's List!  Always my first choice when job hunting...anyhow... I guess they're even too cheap to advertise in more mainstream venues, or perhaps they don't really intend to actually hire anyone.  They certainly don't intend to hire anyone to solve the problem long term, after the regulators quit breathing down their neck.  The fewer people who see the ad, the fewer applicants Potomac Edison has to blow off.  Potomac Edison is offering a starting wage of $12.31 per hour for a meter reader in Frederick, Maryland.  That's about $24K per year.  Frederick's average per capita income is $36K per year.  Compare the meter reader's salary with the recently approved annual compensation of FirstEnergy CEO Tony Alexander of $23M for 2013.

Meter reader:          $12.31/hr.
Tony Alexander:    $11,454.18/hr.

I think we've found the place where cuts can be made to place FirstEnergy in the best possible forward position.  More meter readers, less Tony Alexander.

But will the company turn a corner and put sincere effort into righting its wrongs?  Or will it continue to make excuses for its failure, and continue to lie to regulators and the community?  What's it going to be, FirstEnergy, truth or consequences?

Image courtesy of meme-master Joe Solomon.  Share it on Facebook and show your solidarity with other Potomac Edison/Mon Power/West Penn Power customers who are being victimized by this giant Ohio-based energy conglomerate!
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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!

6/18/2013

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Put on your hip waders, Potomac Edison customers, the fertilizer is getting mighty deep!

Today, Potomac Edison's Director of Public Relations, Charlie Friddle, told a concerned customer that "...they had provided sufficient information that they were involved in an ongoing investigation and could not participate" in the Citizens' Public Hearing in Charles Town on May 22.

LIAR, LIAR, Pants on Fire!
But, wait a tick... the investigation was not announced by the PSC until May 31.  How was Potomac Edison "involved in an ongoing investigation" on May 22?

According to Cagey Charlie, the company "was investigating billing practices themselves" on May 22, so technically, Charlie believes his statement was correct.

Not even close.  Potomac Edison just plain old blew you all off.  The company's scientific estimate of how many citizens with genuine problems would show up, and who would show up to listen to these irate customers, was about as accurate and their monthly electric usage estimates. 

Why not just admit that you severely screwed up, Potomac Edison?  We'd be a little more forgiving of a company that admitted its mistakes and put forth an honest effort to right its wrongs.  Instead, Potomac Edison just keeps piling up the lies and flimsy excuses.  Nobody's buying it, and this dishonest company is only digging its hole deeper and deeper.

Potomac Edison's excuse for not attending the Citizens' Public Hearing prior to May 22 was:

"We appreciate the invitation to participate in the public hearing scheduled for May 22, regarding billing practices and future generation, but respectfully decline.  Should you have individual questions regarding your service, please feel free to contact me or our customer contact center at 1-800-686-0011."

Do you see anything in there about conducting an internal investigation, Charlie?  Yeah, me neither.

Liar, liar, pants on fire!  Next time we invite you to an event, you're going to show up, right?  We'll be sure to invite you personally, Charlie.
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Save the Goldfish!

6/17/2013

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U.S. power company FirstEnergy Corp said Monday there were no evacuations at or around the Perry nuclear power plant in Ohio after the company shut the plant to fix a coolant leak that was contained within the plant, company spokeswoman Jennifer Young told Reuters.

In a report to the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) the company said it shut the reactor due to a small reactor coolant leak on a recirculation flow control valve vent line.

Young said the event caused no harm to plant workers or the public and radiation did not leak out of the plant.
I hope someone saved Blinky!
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WV Legislature To Begin Second Investigation of Potomac Edison

6/13/2013

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The West Virginia Legislature is not satisfied that the state's Public Service Commission will get the job done with its general investigation of FirstEnergy subsidiaries Potomac Edison and Mon Power, and has announced its own independent, parallel investigation of electric utility billing practices in the state.  The Joint Standing Committee on Government Organization's investigation will give the hairy eyeball to all electric utilities in the state.  So, other companies, like Appalachian Power, can give a great, big "thank you" to their compatriots at FirstEnergy who made all this possible.

Read breaking news by Pam Kasey in The State Journal.
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Did PSEG & PPL Use Ratepayer Funding to Pay Bribe to Salazar?

6/12/2013

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Briefs filed in federal court by environmental groups seeking to have a National Park Service permit to destroy the Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area overturned contained some damning quotes from minutes of meetings between Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar, Park Service Officials and representatives of investor-owned utilities PSEG and PPL, owners of the proposed Susquehanna Roseland transmission line.

During an August 4, 2011 meeting, Salazar is quoted as saying: 

"So here's the deal: I want $60 m [million] and I want it now."

An expose in the New Jersey Herald tells what happened next:
...the companies "choked/came back in/ and said it's a deal ... only ask is completion of NEPA by Oct '12."
And guess whose money the companies were giving away?  Yours, little ratepayer, your $60M in increased electric bills, plus 12.9% interest yearly.

The "mitigation fund" extorted from the utilities will be reimbursed to them by all electric consumers in the 13-state PJM region, plus a 12.93% yearly return on equity on the unpaid balance.  The utilities are using YOUR money to pay their "blood money" bribes needed for permission to destroy YOUR park, and earning interest on it.  PSEG representative Karen Johnson explains:

Johnson said the rate of return is in fact 12.93 percent and said it is true PSE&G would earn a rate of return on the land purchase.
"The current rules say the cost of a project such as this will be shared by electric customers who will benefit," she said.


Want to challenge the possible collection of bribe money in your electric bill?  PSEG recently filed its trueup of 2102 rates at the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission and the filing is open to your examination and questions.  Any bribe money that was paid in 2012 would be contained in this filing.  FERC does not review and audit the filing.  If you want to ask questions and challenge it, you must take the initiative.

And be sure to sign up to continue to question the components of the utility's transmission rate going forward, because you're going to continue to pay for Salazar's bribe for many, many years to come.

This kind of shakedown perpetrated on the public by government officials and regulated utilities is nothing short of completely outrageous!
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Arrogant Potomac Edison Calls WV PSC Investigation Perfunctory

6/12/2013

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It's true, you can't fix stupid.

FirstEnergy subsidiaries Potomac Edison and Mon Power are trying to remedy the public relations disaster they find themselves in, and shore up the companies' dishonest and negligent image, with even more dismissive arrogance.  FirstEnergy just doesn't get it and continues to kick itself in the rear end.

The company has deployed public relations simpleton Todd Meyers on a radio tour where he delivers lawyer-approved statements such as:

Meyers said the companies have been aware of the issues and will assist the PSC.

“It’s just an exercise that we need to go through, and hopefully, when we come to the end of the investigation and the recommendations and everything else, we can be stronger for it and have a good outcome for our customers,” Meyers said.
What is Todd insinuating here by downplaying the authority of the WV PSC to investigate and fix unjust and unreasonable rates as "just an exercise?"  Is Todd trying to inform the public that the PSC is nothing but the company's stooge and that the investigation is mere political window dressing with a predetermined outcome?

"Our customers" will not be mollified by a token review and slap on the wrist.  "Our customers" want results, and a heaping helping of tasty schadenfreude.

How would y-o-u like to see Potomac Edison punished for all the misery it has caused?  What, if anything, can Potomac Edison do to make it up to you?
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EEI Insists Transmission ROEs Must Remain at Pre-recession Levels.  Again.

6/9/2013

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Investor owned utilities must be running scared again while FERC dithers over complaints about transmission project base ROEs.  The Edison Electric Institute, an investor owned utility lobby shop, has issued a white paper and a press release telling everyone that unless its members can continue to make money hand over fist building new transmission that the lights will go out.

Bitch, please!

"The EEI report comes as FERC is reviewing a number of complaints over transmission ROEs, where states and others are urging FERC to reduce the returns in light of lower interest rates and other factors. For instance, ISO New England and several states in the region are in dispute over what the region's base ROE should be."

EEI states that FERC must roll over and do it their way...

"Otherwise, the nation's electric utilities and their investors could divert needed capital to investments with greater returns, jeopardizing transmission reliability."


The funniest part is that EEI is still using the same lame, illogical arguments it trotted out last time when FERC was considering reforming transmission incentives, including ROE adders.

Those arguments got shredded by a bunch of nobodies.

Do you think EEI is also doing the visits from utility CEOs routine this time?  I hope not.  That would definitely be an ex parte no-no in this case.

"Given the numerous risks and challenges associated with developing large-scale transmission, it is critical that returns are sufficient to encourage EEI's members to focus on evaluating and building the larger, more challenging projects needed for a more robust electric grid that will provide reliability and other benefits to customers in both the short and long term," it said.

What EEI is really saying is that its members prefer to build big, risky transmission projects because those projects offer the biggest profit.  The transmission cash feeding frenzy continues at ratepayer expense.  There's no "benefit" for customers.

EEI "...believes the clear conclusion of governmental and regulatory bodies is that the public policy benefits of transmission investment are without dispute, and the need for greater transmission investments is clear."  No, that's simply wishful thinking on EEI's part, and EEI believes that if it continues to hammer this lie on regulators and the public that they might some day come to believe it.  After all... 

"But the most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly and with unflagging attention. It must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over. Here, as so often in this world, persistence is the first and most important requirement for success."
― Adolf Hitler

And speaking of repetition, EEI trots out one of the oldest, most over-used lies about transmission:

"Investing in transmission infrastructure also provides grid resiliency, which helps to avoid major electricity
blackouts that can result in significant economic losses. For example, due to a transmission issue starting on
August 14, 2003, an estimated 50 million people in the Midwest and Northeast United States and Ontario,
Canada, experienced an area-wide blackout lasting up to four days in some areas."


The "transmission issue" was not caused by lack of sufficient, reliable transmission.  It was caused by human error and lack of right-of-way maintenance on the part of utility stooge FirstEnergy.  Building new transmission won't prevent another blackout, and, in fact, more interconnected transmission actually increases the risk of future blackouts over wider areas.

Now, EEI's just getting downright silly:

"As the Nation’s Demand for Reliable, Affordable Electricity Grows, EEI Members Remain
Committed to Developing the Transmission Needed to Provide Reliable Electricity."


I guess EEI missed all those news reports about tanking demand.  This doesn't even deserve the 2 seconds it would take for me to find a reference link.   Google it yourself.

EEI whines about the "riskiness" of projects that are approved by the regional electricity cartels, like PJM, and then subsequently proven unneeded by states and citizen opponents.  The way I see it, the states and opposition groups saved us nearly $2B on wasteful construction of the PATH project, which turned out not to be "needed" after all.  Quit your bellyaching, EEI -- all "risk" is heaped on the backs of consumers, who find themselves reimbursing transmission owners for cancelled projects that should never have been approved in the first place.  PATH was never anything more than a $$ generator for its parent companies and it got what it deserved.

"Prior to construction, transmission projects generally are evaluated using a Commission-approved transmission planning process, which rigorously evaluates the costs and benefits of each project, assesses the forecasted changes in regional supply and demand, and considers alternative solutions such as new generation or demand-side energy-efficiency measures.    Once projects are selected, they still are subject to additional evaluations as part of federal agency and state commission reviews and siting processes.
In some jurisdictions, projects also are subject to additional reviews in subsequent planning cycles and may be delayed, scaled back, or cancelled. In addition, there is a wide disparity in how different planning processes evaluate the benefits of transmission, with some jurisdictions evaluating a significant number of the benefits while others rely mainly on reliability or narrowly defined analyses. However, these reviews and benefit analyses contribute to the riskiness of developing efficient transmission projects.
Lengthy, complicated, and costly siting and permitting processes continue to be major barriers to installing new transmission lines and upgrading existing lines. Since multiple federal, state, and local government agencies often are involved in right-of-way authorizations and related environmental permitting, the lack of inter-agency coordination forms another obstacle to permitting and siting. The challenge of locating lines across states and across federal lands, coupled with targeted, strong opposition from a variety of public interest groups, make the process even more daunting. Rerouting lines occurs with regularity, which increases construction costs."


Since regulators have been loathe to restrain out-of-control IOU greed, EEI offers you this suggestion:

"Congress has not amended or taken other action to diminish the importance of transmission investment since EPAct 2005..."  YET.  Contact your congressional representative today and tell him/her that it's time to bring our country's energy policy in line with today's realities.
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West Virginia Public Service Commission Orders Investigation of Potomac Edison and Mon Power Meter Reading and Billing Practices

6/8/2013

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As promised, the WV PSC issued an Order yesterday "initiat[ing] a general investigation, on its own motion, pursuant to Rule 6.3.a of the Rules of Practice and Procedure, 150 C.S.R. Series 1, to investigate current FirstEnergy meter reading, billing and customer service practices."

The Order finds:
FINDINGS OF FACT
1. FirstEnergy recently acquired control of Mon Power and PE. Monongahela Power Company, et al., Case No. 10-0713-E-PC (Commission Order, December 16, 2010).
2. Certain FirstEnergy customers in West Virginia have received high bills which may be attributable to estimated OT average bills that may not have reasonably reflected historical usage and require further review.
The Commission astutely recognizes that the problems appear to have originated from the Allegheny Energy/FirstEnergy merger it approved in 2011.  The merger was touted as beneficial to West Virginia's electric consumers, with promised grand savings from "merger synergies" and "economies of scale."  In retrospect, these benefits have not materialized, and in fact, "merger synergies" have actually caused great harm to numerous customers.

The Commission has asked FirstEnergy twelve initial questions:
1. Following the acquisition of Mon Power and PE in 2010, what changes, if any, to meter reading and customer billing has FirstEnergy implemented?
2. What data does FirstEnergy use to derive estimated or average bills?
3. To what extent has FirstEnergy reviewed or analyzed each current method of calculating estimated or averaged monthly bills of West Virginia customers after the acquisition of Mon Power and PE?
4. What was the effect of the severe storms in 2012 on how FirstEnergy calculated bills or its meter reading practices?
5. What is the total number of complaints received by First Energy from West Virginia customers about meter reading, estimated bills or average billing. Please provide a breakdown by complaint category.
6. What percentage of FirstEnergy customers in West Virginia had actual company employee meter readings (i) from one to five times per consecutive twelve month period, (ii) six times per consecutive twelve month period, (iii) more than six times per consecutive twelve month period over the last twenty-four consecutive months?
7. Did FirstEnergy maintain and incorporate historical billing data that pre-dated the merger into its calculation of estimated bills or average payment plans?
8. Describe in detail the manpower and equipment currently used to provide meter reading to Mon Power and PE customers and provide the same information for that activity prior to the FirstEnergy acquisition.
9. Describe in detail the manpower and equipment currently used to provide billing and customer service to Mon Power and PE customers and provide the same information for that activity prior to the FirstEnergy acquisition and after the FirstEnergy acquisition.
10. Describe the meter reading scheduling for Mon Power and PE, and describe the alternatives and options that are available to Mon Power and PE to reschedule or otherwise handle unexpected interruptions to normal meter reading schedules such as weather related incidents, unscheduled employee leave, transportation equipment failures or other such disruptive incidents.
11. Does FirstEnergy collect metrics regarding its customer service call center or other customer service contacts with ratepayers for any purpose including internal evaluations, planning and budgeting, or external reporting to other regulatory agencies? Provide a twenty-four month summary of each available customer service metric for all customers and separately for West Virginia customers along with a brief description of each metric.
12. What assistance does FirstEnergy provide to customers that receive large actual bills following a period of estimated bills?
FirstEnergy must supply its answer to these questions by July 1, 2013.  PSC Staff will review FirstEnergy's answers and file a report with the Commission NLT July 15.

The Commission begs individuals not to intervene in this case.  The quickest resolution to an individual billing problem is through an individual complaint with the PSC.  To do so, call the PSC at 1-800-642-8544.
The purpose of this general investigation is not to address individual customer bills directly. We recognize that considering the high level of formal and informal filings by individual customers to date, there may be a tendency for individuals to want to address their grievances in this proceeding. Each customer is entitled to specific evaluation of the particulars of individual billing and payment issues and such evaluation is best accomplished through the formal and informal review processes available for individual complaints. Customer-specific, formal and informal matters will continue to be resolved individually. This proceeding will focus on the practices, policies and procedures in place at Mon Power and PE and evaluate the strengths and weaknesses at a structural level.
You may read the Commission's Order here.

We are pleased that the Commission has recognized the issue that the Coalition for Reliable Power and Jefferson County NAACP raised in their recent letter:  that the meter reading and billing problems are most likely caused by post-merger cost-cutting that violated the companies' tariff.  We recommended:
We feel that the current billing problems are an unanticipated consequence of the company’s efforts to reduce expenses that can only be corrected by making sure that the company is being adequately funded to read meters with the frequency stipulated by the tariff.  This deficiency can only be remedied through a new base rate case. We also request that amounts necessary to read meters as required that were not spent by the company over the past two years be refunded to ratepayers, and that the Commission impose any and all fines, penalties and reprimands available under its authority consistent with its findings, among other relief measures.
Stay tuned as this case develops!

The media outlets that failed to report on this development last week when the PSC first announced an investigation was pending have suddenly sprung into action.

WHAG's story features NAACP President George Rutherford, who tells the story of a local woman who called him in tears after receiving an $800 electric bill.  She has been forced to seek help from local charities in order to keep her lights on.

In the same story, Delegate Paul Espinosa proselytizes about how "responsive" Potomac Edison has been to all the billing and meter reading problems.   Huh?  If Potomac Edison had been "responsive," we wouldn't be here and the PSC would not have been forced to launch an investigation.  During the interview Delegate Espinosa alludes to the fact that he can "fix" billing problems for his constituents with his buddies at FirstEnergy.  In that case, give Del. Espinosa a call if you need your bill "taken care of."

We're also treated to an appearance by Potomac Edison spokesflack Todd Meyers, who peeks out from behind his lawyers' skirts to make the lawyer-approved statement that the company will cooperate with the PSC's investigation.  Well, that's a relief.  I fully expected the company to tell the WV PSC to go pound sand with their silly investigation.  Thanks, Todd, you're my hero!

However, if either one of these guys truly gave a rat's behind about any of this, George's friend in Fox Glen wouldn't be crying about an $800 electric bill.  I think that Paul and Todd, with their big utility company salaries, can afford to personally pay this lady's bill off and turn her tears into smiles.  Or maybe they'd just rather continue to posture for the media and make excuses for a company that recently voted to pay its CEO $23M per year.


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FirstEnergy Wastes Resources Investigating Goldfish Prank

6/7/2013

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Here's one mystery even Matlock wouldn't be interested in solving.

After a month-long investigation, FirstEnergy has finally discovered the identity of the evildoers who had the audacity to leave two goldfish swimming in a lemonade pitcher in one of the steam tunnels at its Perry nuclear power plant.

And...nobody cares.

Congratulations!  Mr. Burns would be very proud of you, FirstEnergy!  Did you call the contractors to the office and then dispose of them through your hidden trap door?

Take our FirstEnergy or Simpsons Nuclear Plant Safety Quiz.
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Potomac Edison Spokesman Chickens Out of Radio Show

6/4/2013

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I'm sure you're not surprised either, little blog readers.  Here's your giggle of the week!

In the wake of the Citizens' Public Hearing in Charles Town a couple weeks ago, Potomac Edison was scrambling in a desperate attempt to remedy the tactical error it made in refusing to attend the hearing.  Potomac Edison spokesflack Todd Meyers thought it would help repair the company's image if he was a guest on a local radio talk show where he could feed the community another bunch of phoney baloney about storms and renumbering and payment plans.  Todd made a date to be interviewed on WRNR on June 13.

Jefferson County's legendary, self-proclaimed gadfly, Mr. Danny Lutz, heard the announcement of the upcoming interview and had a discussion with host Rob Mario in which it was agreed that one of the organizers of the Citizens' Public Hearing would also be invited to provide counter point and ask Todd questions.  Danny suggested me.  Rob invited me.  I accepted.

What?  Todd Meyers agreeing to debate the company's failings with me on live radio?  Yeah, I thought it was as funny as you do!  Todd tried to be brave about it when Rob notified him that I would also be a guest on the show.  Todd next insisted that he be allowed to bring an "expert."  After all, being afraid of me is what Todd does best, of course he needs to bring his Mommy along.  Whatever, Todd, bring it on!

Well, that didn't work.  Todd was still stuck in a radio date that he wanted to get out of very, very badly.  But, like most cowards, Todd needed to find an excuse that would make it look like the other person (i.e., me) blinked first.

Finally, another excuse emerged to save Todd's yellow-bellied bacon.  The WV PSC announced on Friday that it was opening a general investigation into Potomac Edison's business practices.  Because I know how this cowardly company operates when faced with legal challenges, I let the show's host know that he'd better check with Todd sooner rather than later so he's not left at the alter next week when Todd doesn't show up.  FirstEnergy will never allow a mere spokespuppet to make ad libbed statements on the company's behalf that can come back to bite them in a pending legal matter.  I actually understand this principle.  Bye-bye, Todd, saved by the bell!

But wait... it's about to get much funnier.  Today, Todd's lawyers decided that it was legally too risky for Todd to answer impromptu questions from me (and me only!) on the radio show.  The lawyers insisted that I be uninvited or Todd could not attend.  So, I have fallen gracefully on my sword and I will not be there to scare Todd and make him say incriminating and incredibly stupid things.  But I'm sure he won't have any trouble sounding like a nitwit without my help.

What's your next excuse going to be, Todd?  You're still on the spot to be grilled by the show's host and co-host, as well as any listeners who may call in with questions.  How are you going to get out of it now?

Silly coward.  Do you think Todd and his irrational lawyers are ever going to realize that I'm always one step ahead?  This is going to be fun!  :-)
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